Fuck stuff!

  1. Why have a big yard - with fancy landscaping - if you are always at work and can never see it?
  2. Why have all those books - if you will never read them
  3. Why have all those albums - if you will never listen to them
  4. Why have all that extra food in the pantry - if you will never eat it?
  5. Why have all those DVDs - if you’ve only watched the film twice - and the second time was on cable anyway?
  6. Why have kids - if you never spend time with them?
  7. Why have the storage unit? if the stuff mattered, it would be in your main house…
  8. Why have all those holiday decorations - if you never actually put them up?
  9. Why have all those family heirlooms - if all they do is sit in the attic - and the plan is merely to have your children worry about it when you move on?
  10. Why have all that gardening equipment in the garage - if you still pay someone else to manage the yard?

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